The Bronsons Top10 - Mr T
Mr T is a legend. You know it, we know it, everybody knows it. But if you need more proof, you've come to the right place. He was born Laurence Tureaud, but we call him Sir. Famous for his numerous wrestling appearances, his mohawk and his excessive amount of gold jewelry, here are a few facts to reinforce his greatness.
"23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence."
"Mr. T once captured Bigfoot, but released him after he shaved the beast and realized that it was just Chuck Norris walking around naked in the woods."
"There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is going to walk."
"Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That's why he can only kick through doors."
"Mr. T. does not break wind. He destroys it."
"Mr. T pities the fool who doesn't pity the fool, thus creating a neverending loop of pity and pain."
"Behind every great man, there is a great woman. Behind that woman is Mr. T."
"Every time a church bell rings, Mr. T pities a fool."
"Mr. T once bit off more than he could chew. He ate it anyway."
"Despite popular belief, if there is a fool in the woods, and nobody is around to hear his jibba jabba, Mr. T is still able to pity him."