The Bronsons Top10 - Scotsman
Sean Connery
"Our favourite Bond, but did you know he wore a toupee in all the Bond films?! Apparently he started losing his hair at the age of 21. Nevermind… we still love him and so do all the women."
Ewan McGregor
"A man that is not afraid to get his todger out in films. Apparently doesn't like Sean Connery…"
Mel Gibson (!)
"Mel Columcille Gerard Gibson - Australia's most famous Scotsman! Thought you might like to know that he was born with his kidneys fused together. He should think more before he opens his mouth though…"
Alan Hanson
"One of the most successful British soccer players of all time (before his knee injury) and the only person to have won all of the honours available at club level at least twice!"
Rab C. Nesbit
"Makes string vests sexy… Or not. The lovable Rab with his booze, swearing and random words that us English people can't understand made us big fans."
Ray McCooney
"Yeeeeees! The eccentric owner of Ye Old Hotele in Little Britain. With his riddles and pipe playing we were most disappointed when he was dropped in the second series. Apparently this was because the set was too expensive."
Billy Connelly
"Another one that's not afraid of getting naked… Or dyeing his hair bizarre colours. Or saying the F-Word. Don't mess with this angry Scotsman. "
Taggart
"There's been a murder!"
Conner McCloud
"Christopher Lambert (a Frenchman) couldn't manage a proper Scottish accent in Highlander. Good job Sean Connery (who played an Egyptian) sounded completely Scottish to make up for it! Kinda balances out in the end we guess."
MacBeth
"No not Shakespeare, but Macbeth. The murderer king from Shakespeare's play of the same name. Loosely based on the real Mac Bethad mac Findláich, King of Scots."